ATTENTION:

I have a very serious health alert to tell you about!

As the hype surrounding the Swine Flu (or H1N1) dies down, I feel that it is my civil duty
to inform you about a much more serious condition.

Cameltosis:
[Pronounced - Kam-uhl | toh | sis]
(n.) medical term.; derived from Latin “cama” for camel, and “tosio” for vagina.
Refers to a woman suffering from camel toe. Also known as; Moose-Knuckle.
Source: UrbanDictionary.com

Real Camel Toe

What is Cameltosis?
It is a serious physical condition that affects 9 out of 10 women around the world.

Average Camel Toe

Who is most at risk?
Normally only women are at serious risk, there is however, a concern that it may also
affect some men by causing an extreme case of whiplash of the neck(usually by bewildered onlookers).

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How is Cameltosis treated?
Women suffering from Cameltosis can begin treatment immediately by purchasing
a device known as a Cuchini. – http://www.cuchini.com/


…and aside from cuchini’s creepy mascot, they do offer a unique feature where you can discreetly
and anonymously send one to a “suffering” female.

…or you could take the easier/cheaper approach and ditch the offending piece of clothing
for some baggy sweatpants, maybe a moo-moo, or even a poncho(but not a Sears poncho!).

Maximum Toe

Oh yeah…this post would not be complete without this video:

Cameltoe by Fannypack:

-Ego

P.S.
Marc Jacobs Camel Toe