He looks like a cross between The Leprechaun(Warwick Davis) and The Joker(Jack Nicholson).
What say you?

I’d like to take a moment to point out and thank the Internet porn industry for forever ruining the way I interpret ATM signs.

Now, whenever I see an ATM sign displayed proudly in the window of a 7-11 or Shell gas station I can’t help but think ASS TO MOUTH. …How Kinky…

Thanks…

To me this looks like an early concept photo for what would later be known as the Teletubbies!!!

Ahhh, run for the Hills!!!!

[Image via www.thisisnthappiness.com]

Ummmm….yeeaah

By now most everyone has heard the stories of Walt Disney‘s sick side…(more so, the sick minds of it’s animators).

I’m speaking of all the subliminal erotica that has been placed into various Disney movies, such as:

-The dildo on the cover of The Little Mermaid or when the priest appeared with an erection.
-The tree leaves that spell “SEX” in The Lion King
-In the movie Aladdin when he wispers “Take off your clothes” to Jasmine before they take their “magic” carpet ride.

Has anyone ever thought that the story of Pinocchio was a little too risque?
No of course not…just me and my Halfass Backwards mind.

But, seriously this movie is chocked full of suggestive material!
…It only becomes obvious when you enter adulthood!

Perhaps your own mind can take this story in the wrong direction…of course, with a little help from me.

Let’s break this story down into a politically incorrect sort of way…

A lonely old Italian man named Geppetto (er…did they mean “Gep-pedo?”) carves a small boy out of wood whose nose happens to grow when he lies…
Ummm…I’m sure if “Gep-Pedo” had his way something else would be growing!
…Maybe he shouldn’t have started with the boy’s nose….tisk tisk tisk.

^WRONG!!^

Seriously, I was traumatized as child when the “donkey show” scene popped up.

Does that remind you of that crazy trip you and your buddies took to Tijuana?

Hmmm…that donkey show sounds a little too familiar doesn’t it?

Oh yeah, one last thing…Pinocchio is a Tuscan word for “Pine Nut” – Take that anyway you like…

Here are a few other Disney related posts you may enjoy:

-Destino by Walt Disney & Salvidor Dali [Video]
-Good Old Fashioned Disney Stereotypes! [Image]
-Was Bugs Bunny Used As A WW2 Propaganda Tool? [Video]
-Disney Was “In Bed” With Gulf Oil [Image]
-What My Mind Feels Like At the End of the Week [Video]

-Ego

Some of these are truly bizarre! But, they are all entertaining! Enjoy!

(Note: The videos play one after the other)

Arnold Schwarzenegger Video Medley:

I still can’t believe he is the Governor of California!!!

Which one was your favorite?

-Ego

Is there no hope for mankind?
Just as I thought people on YouTube couldn’t dish out anything more bizarre than the Bunny Goddess Video…I was wrong…

These next couple of clips are beyond words for me…

The Internet is a cesspool when it comes to the amount of bizarre fetishes out there…this one happens to be the Latex and PVC Fetish.

I wonder what it’s like in the day-to-day life of the men/women behind these videos.?.?.?. HA HA

[Videos] >>

Synthia Sinthetic:

Be sure to check out Synthia’s MySpace Profile…
…As I’m sure you’ll want to do that…like…NOW!

Ok, next up…

Rubbermaid #1:

Don’t worry!, the people who partake in this odd latex-fetish lifestyle are still able to function in a somewhat normal manner, as this Rubbermaid demonstrates while ironing…

Rubbermaid #2 (Time for some ironing):

-Ego

WTF? is right…

-Ego

Narwhal | Image Courtesy of Google Image Search

Today’s already off to a good/weird start!

As if the thought “chicken of the sea” was bad enough…How about stumbling upon an aquatic ‘unicorn?’

They’re called Narwhals and yes they do exist…

Embrace your inner student and learn more about Narwhals.

-Ego