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It's Not Polite To Stare [IMAGE]

Filed Under: Images

Oct.25, 2009

Creepy Lady

Ummmm….yeeaah

Tags: Humor, Images, Weird

WTF Moments: Jan Terri – Get Down Goblin [VIDEOS]

Filed Under: Videos

Oct.05, 2009

Jan Terri

Is everyone familiar with 90′s pop musician Jan Terri?
If not than read up on here rise to fame HERE.

Here are a few of her hits for you to enjoy…

Get Down Goblin: (…just in time for Halloween!)

Losing You:

Journey To Mars:

I am left wondering…where is she now?

Which video did you enjoy best? =)

Tags: Humor, Music, Music Videos

World Wide Health Alert: Cameltosis Affects 9 out of 10 Women

Filed Under: Articles

Sep.21, 2009

ATTENTION:

I have a very serious health alert to tell you about!

As the hype surrounding the Swine Flu (or H1N1) dies down, I feel that it is my civil duty
to inform you about a much more serious condition.

Cameltosis:
[Pronounced - Kam-uhl | toh | sis]
(n.) medical term.; derived from Latin “cama” for camel, and “tosio” for vagina.
Refers to a woman suffering from camel toe. Also known as; Moose-Knuckle.
Source: UrbanDictionary.com

Real Camel Toe

What is Cameltosis?
It is a serious physical condition that affects 9 out of 10 women around the world.

Average Camel Toe

Who is most at risk?
Normally only women are at serious risk, there is however, a concern that it may also
affect some men by causing an extreme case of whiplash of the neck(usually by bewildered onlookers).

How is Cameltosis treated?
Women suffering from Cameltosis can begin treatment immediately by purchasing
a device known as a Cuchini. – http://www.cuchini.com/

—
…and aside from cuchini’s creepy mascot, they do offer a unique feature where you can discreetly
and anonymously send one to a “suffering” female.

—

…or you could take the easier/cheaper approach and ditch the offending piece of clothing
for some baggy sweatpants, maybe a moo-moo, or even a poncho(but not a Sears poncho!).

Maximum Toe

Oh yeah…this post would not be complete without this video:

Cameltoe by Fannypack:

-Ego

P.S.
Marc Jacobs Camel Toe

Tags: Humor, Images

Halfass Backwards Thoughts on Disney's Pinocchio [IMAGES]

Filed Under: Articles

Sep.17, 2009

Mr. Min Pinocchio
WTF?

By now most everyone has heard the stories of Walt Disney‘s sick side…(more so, the sick minds of it’s animators).

I’m speaking of all the subliminal erotica that has been placed into various Disney movies, such as:

-The dildo on the cover of The Little Mermaid or when the priest appeared with an erection.
-The tree leaves that spell “SEX” in The Lion King
-In the movie Aladdin when he wispers “Take off your clothes” to Jasmine before they take their “magic” carpet ride.

Has anyone ever thought that the story of Pinocchio was a little too risque?
No of course not…just me and my Halfass Backwards mind.

But, seriously this movie is chocked full of suggestive material!
…It only becomes obvious when you enter adulthood!

Perhaps your own mind can take this story in the wrong direction…of course, with a little help from me.

Let’s break this story down into a politically incorrect sort of way…

A lonely old Italian man named Geppetto (er…did they mean “Gep-pedo?”) carves a small boy out of wood whose nose happens to grow when he lies…
Ummm…I’m sure if “Gep-Pedo” had his way something else would be growing!
…Maybe he shouldn’t have started with the boy’s nose….tisk tisk tisk.

Geppetto Touching Pinocchio