I’d like to take a moment to point out and thank the Internet porn industry for forever ruining the way I interpret ATM signs.

Now, whenever I see an ATM sign displayed proudly in the window of a 7-11 or Shell gas station I can’t help but think ASS TO MOUTH. …How Kinky…

Thanks…

Walmart, the world’s largest chain retail store, is now offering affordable coffins available exclusively via their online stores. Check them out HERE.

Do they offer a discount to their senior staff members?
Ya know…so they can get ahead of the game and purchase one just in case they accidentally kick the bucket a little sooner than expected!

Hmmm…I’m not sure whether to be excited…or to be completely confused?

Which model tugs on your heart strings?

My favorite is the Lovely in All Ways model, which is modestly priced at $1799.00 and comes in a 18 gauge hand-brushed steel design, with a plush pink interior.
…Cause you can be Lovely in All Ways…even in death! Now that’s Hott!

Ok, time to get back that Christmas shopping…what to get grandma….hmmm…what to get?

…and if caskets aren’t your thing…check out their vast selection of urns…yeah and they even have one for Fido…or any other pet for that matter.

PS. Costco also offers coffins and urns. Check them out HERE via their Funeral page.

Can you say Epic Fail?
(HINT: f you don’t get it, just read the product title…still nothing?…ummm…it’s slightly racist)

It’s here for all of you to enjoy! So go ahead and spread the word.
I will be updating and adding videos to it daily.

The Talk

Enjoy!

You like t-shirts, right? I mean who doesn’t?!
Personally, I can’t go a day without one…cause I might risk losing my job. A half-naked pale dude is a no-go in an office setting.

Anyhow, in the search for undeniably unique and funny t-shirts I’ve come across PantsNotFound.com

There you’ll find an ever-increasing assortment of unique and witty screen printed tees.

If you’re a geek at heart or clearly in need of some schizophrenic medication than I recommend swooping up a few of these awesome t-shirts. Word of advice: Don’t get caught dead without one…and if you do, then we’ll have to gift-wrap your lifeless corpse in style!

Also, these t-shirts make great gifts considering we’re currently in the holiday season. *Wink Wink*

Oh…and I’m sure the Goatse Donuts tee will be a huge hit at your next Bottomless party!

So head on over to PantsNotFound.com, check out the selection and be sure to spread the word…tell your peeps!!!

Let me know which one you like the best!

You may remember my post entitled: Bring Back Luke & Tadd!!!

Here is their newest video, Homeless Sign Spinner:

Now, if I saw a homeless person spinning a sign like that I would definitely be diggin’ deep to get the man a dollar or 5-hour energy shot….or maybe even an ice cold brewskie!!!

I got an email from Luke Johnson last night and he told me that they just relaunched TL&TS with full force and will be releasing a new video every week, so check back and stay-tuned, as I will be posting them here!

Be sure to visit their website and check out all of the videos that they currently have posted.
http://www.lukeandtaddshow.com/

…or just subscribe to their YouTube channel, and be sure to spread the word!!!
http://www.youtube.com/user/Lukeandtadd

Introducing the mother of all spoof films, Italian Spiderman!
Yeah…you read that correctly…Italian Spiderman.
Oh and that character on the left is…yep, you guessed it, Spiderman.
A sloppy Spiderman at that…But, this isn’t an ordinary Spiderman…this is Italian Spiderman.

All in all this is such a great  mini-series! An instant cult-classic. In my opinion that is. I love it for it’s level of vintage-cheesery….and let me tell you, it is saturated in it! Can’t you smell it from here?

Aside from the literary tug-job I felt like I had to at least show you the trailer.

Enjoy!

Here is the playlist for the 10 episode mini-series >> ITALIAN SPIDERMAN (PLAYLIST)

That Spiderman looks a little familiar…is that Jack Black before he was famous?
Mr. Nacho Libre is looking a little greasy!

If you want to know more about this film check out the WIKI page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Spiderman

I actual thought that this was an actual film from the 60′s at first. But, it was just too good to be true

Here’s an animated GIF for your posting pleasures:

-Ego

Ummm…yeah…taking that whole Guitar Hero thing a little too seriously.

*Nice Devil Lock though.

Yeah, that’s right…I said it! This is really the ONLY cool thing that you could crochet….hands down! FTW!