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		<title>Walmart Rolls Back Prices For The Dead, Offers Affordable Coffins Online</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[NO JOKE!!! This post is a little dated, but none the less it still sends shivers down my spine. Walmart, the world&#8217;s largest chain retail store, is now offering affordable coffins available exclusively via their online stores. Check them out HERE. Do they offer a discount to their senior staff members? Ya know&#8230;so they can [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>NO JOKE!!!<br />
This post is a little dated, but none the less it still sends shivers down my spine.</p>
<p><strong>Walmart</strong>, the world&#8217;s largest chain retail store, is now offering affordable coffins available exclusively via their online stores. <span id="more-1925"></span>Check them out <a title="Caskets | Walmart.com" href="http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_constraint=0&amp;ic=48_0&amp;search_query=caskets">HERE</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_constraint=0&amp;ic=48_0&amp;search_query=caskets"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2509" style="border: 1px solid black; margin: 10px;" title="lovely-in-all-ways-coffin-walmart" src="http://halfassbackwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/lovely-in-all-ways-coffin-walmart.jpg" alt="lovely-in-all-ways-coffin-walmart" width="215" height="215" /></a><br />
Do they offer a discount to their senior staff members?<br />
Ya know&#8230;so they can get ahead of the game and purchase one just in case they accidentally kick the bucket a little sooner than expected!</p>
<p>Hmmm&#8230;I&#8217;m not sure whether to be excited&#8230;or to be completely confused?</p>
<p>Which model tugs on your heart strings?</p>
<p>My favorite is the <a title="Lovely In All Ways, Coffin | Walmart.com" href="http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=12568644"><em>Lovely in All Ways</em></a> model, which is modestly priced at $1799.00 and comes in a 18 gauge hand-brushed steel design, with a plush pink interior.<br />
&#8230;Cause you can be Lovely in All Ways&#8230;even in death! <em>Now that&#8217;s Hott!</em></p>
<p>Ok, time to get back that Christmas shopping&#8230;what to get grandma&#8230;.hmmm&#8230;what to get? <img src='http://halfassbackwards.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>&#8230;and if caskets aren&#8217;t your thing&#8230;check out their vast selection of urns&#8230;yeah and they even have one for Fido&#8230;or any other pet for that matter.</p>
<p>PS. Costco also offers coffins and urns. Check them out <a title="Costco | Coffins &amp; Urns" href="http://www.costco.com/Common/Category.aspx?cat=20595&amp;eCat=BC|20595&amp;lang=en-US&amp;whse=BC">HERE</a> via their Funeral page.</p>
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