This next bit of news is no ShamWow!…
R.I.P.
Billy Mays has been found dead at the age of 50!
The second this news dropped OxiClean’s stock went up 800%.
Sales are threw the roof and tile floors are now cleaner than ever! (joke)
First there was Ed McMahon, then Farrah Fawcett, followed by Michael Jackson‘s demise, and now Billy Mays?!?!?
I just walked in on my dad using my mom’s old breast pump…needless to say he was not using it on his titty…
-Ego
Well this is some sad news to wake up to…
R.I.P.
Ed McMahon has died at the ripe old age of 86, he had been battling health issues.
…He’s the guy that was Johnny Carson‘s late-night sidekick, and was also the host of StarSearch…
Dude, today seems like a day for a genuine time waster!
...Time to go retro!!! Woo Hoo!
Boobie...
Who is that you ask?
That’s the one and only Gary Spivey!
Wait…what? …you’ve never heard of the self-proclaimed psychic known as Gary Spivey?
Where have you been the last 25 years? Jeesh!
…Only kidding…
Maybelogic.org
Ok, class is well beyond being over and I noticed that I never gave a single update on the course…Oh, what a liar I am!!! lol
For those of you wondering WTF I am referring to, then read my post about the SubGenius online course Running Your Own Cult: Do’s & Don’ts.
The course was nothing more than an extensive overview on how the so-called Church of The SubGenius came to fruition. A long and rough SubGenius history course containing well over 18gigs of content including many pictures, audio recordings, document scans, and a bunch of original video footage.
Overall, it was entertaining none-the-less.
Although, I don’t think I got my money’s worth, but that’s my own fault for not putting in enough effort. I mean, there were assignments to do, yet none of the grades mattered. I viewed the course as nothing more than an expensive way to waste time…er…I mean gain Slack.
One of the most recognizable games in the history of video games turns 25 today!
Classic
Yes, that’s right, Tetris!
You know that one game with the annoyingly-catchy tune that not only helps your organizational skills but helps you waste time as well. It made it’s debut in 1984 and was the brain child of Russian computer engineer Alexey Pajitnov.
Happy Birthday!
*Now go play a game or two for goodness sake!*
-Ego
