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		<title>Google Doesn&#8217;t Celebrate Cinco De Mayo</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 16:48:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My post from last year will shed more light on this issue. READ IT HERE Second year in a row that I have noticed that Google doesn&#8217;t like Mexicans err&#8230;rather they do not change their logo for Cinco De Mayo. Wonder if this has anything to do with their political views?]]></description>
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		<title>What ATM Really Means To Me&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ummm&#8230; I&#8217;d like to take a moment to point out and thank the Internet porn industry for forever ruining the way I interpret ATM signs. Now, whenever I see an ATM sign displayed proudly in the window of a 7-11 or Shell gas station I can&#8217;t help but think ASS TO MOUTH. &#8230;How Kinky&#8230; Thanks&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>T-Shirt Humor For The Masses &#8211; PantsNotFound.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You like t-shirts, right? I mean who doesn&#8217;t?! Personally, I can&#8217;t go a day without one&#8230;cause I might risk losing my job. A half-naked pale dude is a no-go in an office setting. Anyhow, in the search for undeniably unique and funny t-shirts I&#8217;ve come across PantsNotFound.com There you&#8217;ll find an ever-increasing assortment of unique [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Robert Anton Wilson&#039;s Website Gets A Fresh New Look</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 13:52:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finally Robert Anton Wilson&#8216;s website gets a fresh new face-lift! Trust me, it was badly needed! &#8230;and I have to say that I really enjoy the new look! It&#8217;s fresh and bright! Those of you who&#8217;ve been reading my web site from the beginning definitely know that I am a big Robert Anton Wilson fan! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson Is Still Dead</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:22:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been more than 2 weeks and Michael Jackson is still dead. What gives? It only took &#8220;Jesus&#8221; 3 days to resurrect&#8230; -Ego]]></description>
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		<title>Artist Spotlight: Winston Smith &amp; His Awesome Montage Work</title>
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		<comments>http://halfassbackwards.com/artist-spotlight-winston-smith-his-awesome-montage-work/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:12:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ahoy! &#8230;as the pirates say! I&#8217;d like to get something out of the way&#8230;.I really admire collage / montage work! &#8230;and having said that I would like to introduce you to one of my favorite collage artists, Mr. Winston Smith. Yes, it&#8217;s same name of the character in George Orwell&#8217;s 1949 novel Nineteen Eighty Four [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Holy Grail of Video Games: NES World Championships [Golden Cartridge]</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:01:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This next one goes out to all the awesome geeks in the world! UNITE! As the legend goes, you certainly cannot claim the geeky/nerdy title unless you own a plethora of outdated video games on various ancient consoles. But, to obtain the ultimate title within the Geekdom world, you must spend an outrageous amount of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>4 Celebrities Dead In Less Than A Week! R.I.P. Billy Mays</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 17:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This next bit of news is no ShamWow!&#8230; Billy Mays has been found dead at the age of 50! The second this news dropped OxiClean&#8217;s stock went up 800%. Sales are threw the roof and tile floors are now cleaner than ever! (joke) First there was Ed McMahon, then Farrah Fawcett, followed by Michael Jackson&#8216;s demise, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WTF Moment: Milk Milk Milk!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 10:44:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just walked in on my dad using my mom&#8217;s old breast pump&#8230;needless to say he was not using it on his titty&#8230; -Ego]]></description>
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		<title>R.I.P. Ed McMahon</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:52:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well this is some sad news to wake up to&#8230; Ed McMahon has died at the ripe old age of 86, he had been battling health issues. &#8230;He&#8217;s the guy that was Johnny Carson&#8216;s late-night sidekick, and was also the host of StarSearch&#8230; I never really was a fan of StarSearch&#8230;but I did enjoy watching the [...]]]></description>
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