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What ATM Really Means To Me…

Ummm…

I’d like to take a moment to point out and thank the Internet porn industry for forever ruining the way I interpret ATM signs.

atm-sign

Now, whenever I see an ATM sign displayed proudly in the window of a 7-11 or Shell gas station I can’t help but think ASS TO MOUTH. …How Kinky…

Thanks…

No Kanye

You like t-shirts, right? I mean who doesn’t?!
Personally, I can’t go a day without one…cause I might risk losing my job. A half-naked pale dude is a no-go in an office setting.

Anyhow, in the search for undeniably unique and funny t-shirts I’ve come across PantsNotFound.com

There you’ll find an ever-increasing assortment of unique and witty screen printed tees.
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Finally Robert Anton Wilson’s website gets a fresh new face-lift! Trust me, it was badly needed!

…and I have to say that I really enjoy the new look! It’s fresh and bright!
RAWilson.com

Those of you who’ve been reading my web site from the beginning definitely know that I am a big Robert Anton Wilson fan! I absolutely love his life’s work and his way with words!

If you’re unfamiliar with Robert Anton Wilson (A.k.a RAW) I will give you a brief overview of what I know of him…

Robert Anton Wilson was both a very popular author and ‘new-age’ philosopher. He was well known for his writings about EVERYTHING pertaining to conspiracies and many topics relating to the field of Quantum Mechanics.

I’ve read several of his books including; Cosmic Trigger, Shrodinger’s Cat, & Prometheus Rising.
Cosmic Trigger absolutely blew my mind, I recommend it to anyone looking for a total mind-fuck!
If you are daring enough to read it, I recommend diving in head first with a VERY open mind. You may actually begin to question everything around yourself.

But for a more in depth look into his philosophies and life check out his Wikipedia.org page HERE, or just visit his website (rawilson.com) and poke around a bit. Very interesting individual!

Food for thought: “The map is not the territory! Nor is the menu the meal!”

-Ego

Michael Jackson Is Still Dead

...RIP...

...RIP...

It’s been more than 2 weeks and Michael Jackson is still dead.
What gives? It only took “Jesus” 3 days to resurrect…

-Ego

Ahoy! …as the pirates say!

I’d like to get something out of the way….I really admire collage / montage work!

…and having said that I would like to introduce you to one of my favorite collage artists, Mr. Winston Smith. Yes, it’s same name of the character in George Orwell’s 1949 novel Nineteen Eighty Four (1984).

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…. Time for a Flashback ….

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This next one goes out to all the awesome geeks in the world! UNITE!

As the legend goes, you certainly cannot claim the geeky/nerdy title unless you own a plethora of outdated video games on various ancient consoles.

But, to obtain the ultimate title within the Geekdom world, you must spend an outrageous amount of $Moolah$ on some sort of a relic from the past video game world.

…and what relic may bring you that title, you ask?

…It’s the coveted World Championships game, which was for the N.E.S. platform.
Although, owning the regular run-of-the-mill GREY cartridge will not suffice…no No no!…you must have the GOLDEN cartridge!

**Oo0o...Shiny!!!**

**Oo0o...Shiny!!!**

…hey stop staring and keep reading…

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This next bit of news is no ShamWow!…

R.I.P.

R.I.P.

Billy Mays has been found dead at the age of 50!

The second this news dropped OxiClean’s stock went up 800%.
Sales are threw the roof and tile floors are now cleaner than ever! (joke)

First there was Ed McMahon, then Farrah Fawcett, followed by Michael Jackson’s demise, and now Billy Mays?!?!?

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