Finally a soft-drink that brings color to the otherwise black and somber world of the EMU…er…I mean EMO…
WTF? is right…
-Ego
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No really, they do have an iPhone application for everything…seriously!
Slack off at work!
Today’s wacky product is an iPhone app called iNap@Work and it will help your iPhone create ambient ‘work-related’ noises to keep unsuspecting co-workers from knowing your sleepin’ on the job. Now that’s what I call a true Slack app!
The app was created in a collaborative effort by Trieu Pham & Silent Logic Studios in San Jose, California.
It’s available in the iTunes app store and can be downloaded for only 99 cents!!!
To read a great article about this app, Click HERE
-Ego
You’ve all seen the unexpected, yet emotionally captivating performance by Susan Boyle on Britain’s Got Talent, right?
If you have not, then I suggest you take a moment to watch it HERE on YouTube.Com
Back to the point…my friend over at HideNsneek.com is trying to become the 1st to kiss Susan Boyle!!!
Let’s help him out by spreading the word!
Click the banner below to sign the ‘Susan Boyle Petition’!
-Ego
Here is a graphic I photoshopped/created which was suggested by LecresiaBoiler4 on Alt.Slack
Praise Bob!
Find Your Slack! & Visit the Church of The SubGenius
Become an Ordained Minister NOW!
Also be sure to check out Rev. Ivan Stang’s weekly podcast, The Hour of Slack
…and add it to your iTunes or any podcast player!
-Ego
Talk about going green!! Quite literally…
Going-Green, anyone?
A 28-year old Russian man, who was originally thought to be a cancer patient, underwent lung surgery to remove a ‘tumor,’ but to the doctors astonishment they ended up removing a tiny partially germinated Fir branch.
The doctor’s could only guess that the man may have accidentally inhaled a small Fir bud, that then began to germinate.
(Read the entire article HERE)
-Ego
Welcoteme to the 2nd installment of the Interpret This! series, brought to you by your ‘single-serving’ narrator, Ego, from HalfassBackwards.com
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1). “There is no end to education. It is not that you read a book, pass an examination, and finish with education. The whole of life, from the moment you are born to the moment you die, is a process of learning.” -Jiddu Krishnamurti
Learning doesn’t stop when formal education ends, life is a constant learning process. Take every situation you encounter as a learning experience. Tell yourself “I can’t fail, I can only learn and grow!” Learn from other people’s mistakes!
2). “A myth is an image in terms of which we try to make sense of the world.” -Allan Watts
Just think about the time the first ‘humans’ began to question their existence, and all of the weird explanations/rationalizations that were made, and then finally settled upon. The more popular ones were taught and passed down from generation to generation. Consider what I just typed when pondering the subject of religion and spirituality.
3). “A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?” -Albert Einstein
I ask myself this one all the time, but I keep deciding that neither seems to be true, we’re all crazy to a certain extent. Humans controlling humans, creating fear, starting wars, and enabling ignorance to persist. Trying to answer such a question clouds the mind.
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Now wasn’t that fun?
Care to make your own interpretation?
-Ego
In the mood for some presidential head?
Then grab the Chia-Obama(Special Edition)…