Warning: Insane Clown Sodomy ahead! … only kidding!
I don’t even know where to begin with this next example of Internet ‘Kookery’…

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Again, carrying on with the theme of dangerous dogmatic ideologies(say that 5x fast!), this website is a prime example of how warped some one’s mind can become. Who knows if this holy garbage is supposed to be taken literally…if it is, then that’s a big problem!
Welcome to Pastor Harry Walther‘s apocalyptic Internet fun-house…of sorts. The website is called Satan’s Rapture and can be found HERE.
It is littered with neo-pseudo-gospel, trying desperately to link the ‘Swine-Flu’ to the bible, the Apocalypse, and the Obama Administration.
Can you say: “EPIC Fail?”…(yes we can)
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In my opinion, from the facts that I’ve gathered about the ‘Swine Flu/H1N1,’ is that out of 330+ million citizens in the United States around 140 cases have been reported, so far. The number of cases in Mexico have far exceeded 140 and I believe that is largely due to the 3rd world living conditions found in that country.
Anyone who has vacationed in Mexico or have visited a ‘border town’ know precisely what I’m talking about.
I mean shit, the majority of their water is supposedly un-drinkable, red flag! Also, judging from the increase in illegal immigration over the years I can only assume that there’s a reason for leaving and that’s possibly due to the sub-standard of living.
What’s even more interesting about is that scientists around the world believe that this H1N1 strain of the flu is relatively mild. Annually, around 36,000 Americans die from the ‘regular’ flu, mostly elderly people and infants. That’s a mortality rate somewhere between 0.06% & 0.24%, not very significant.
The hype surrounding the ‘Swine-Flu/H1N1′ can be accredited to the “fluff coverage” that the mainstream media has given it.
Don’t believe the ‘boob-tube’ use some Logic, people!
For more on Influenza, read HERE.
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Ok, lets get back to the point of this post…for those left scratching your heads here is some juicy stuff for you to look over.
Information on Pastor Harry Walther(A.k.a Richard Landes):
He does not have his own Wikipedia.org page(yet), but he does have a user account(which he probably uses to delete information about himself). It can be found HERE.
He appears to be a regular over at BlogTalkRadio.com and his profile page can be found HERE.
You can listen to his Halfass Backward rants about Obama and the Swine Flu…Yada yada yada…Blah blah blah.
All you’ll find there is a bunch of scare tactics…
As a matter of fact I was just listening to his podcast and heard the so-called Pastor say this:
“When people are very scared, they’re like sheep. You can herd them, you can get them to do whatever you want. People accept anything when they’re scared…” -Pastor Harry Walther
(at the time it was said he was talking about Obama’s ‘scare tactics’)
Although he is talking about Obama, I’d like him to sit back, take a deep breath, and take a look at his own halfass scare tactics. He is doing exactly what he is trying to warn others against. That’s a hypocrite if I’ve ever seen one!!!
His ideas/views are entirely far fetched and nowhere near being plausible. Although, I can slightly agree with him on one thing…that something fishy is going on within the Obama Administration…
If it weren’t for his constant reference to the ‘Bible Code’ then I would dismiss him as a regular nut! But, since he uses the Bible it makes my job easier to point out the dangers of such dogmatic ideologies.
If you’re the religious type and would like a deeper analysis of the garbage that comes from Pastor Harry Walther, then read HERE.
(I’m not religious, but thought it might be an entertaining read for the ‘Bible-Thumpers’ that find themselves here)
WORD!
-Ego

We were kicking this guy around a couple of weeks ago on alt.slack….either S.O.D.D.I our NeuroManson or some Modemac found his site (one amongst many that night) and we all lost HOURS of Anti-Slack time digging deeper and deeper into the Primo Internet Kookerage.
Then I found Harry’s MP3s…and shooted a link over to the host of HOUR OF SLACK for Ease of DOwnload.
That guy in Australia found Harry’s site again last night while looking for more Swine Flu Kookerage.
I wonder if between this kind of stuff (and this guy is just the tip of the Kookberg) and Opra’s 20 Million New Agey House Wives if Amerika isn’t just ripe for some new MEME on the state of the Spirit.
But what to release? An Authentic View Point? Or something that caters to their needs and fantasies and will make big big $$$$?
Praise “Bob!”
I would like to ask your permission to repost your article on Pastor Harry Walther at the High Weirdness Project, our SubGenius wiki of kookery and strangeness. You will, of course, be given full credit.
Pastor Harry walther is a true man of God and tells people to follow Jesus. He has an apoctoliptic show with bible truth and prophecy. He talks about current events that pertain to the end times. He calculated the name of antichrist and the bible code is biblical as God told Daniel in Daniel 12:4 and verses8-9… Two raptures make perfect sense. He Is not not using scare tactics but warns people what is coming to earth as Jesus also warned us. Its not so far fetched. Jesus promised the faithful remnant(church of philedalphia) an escape from the tribulation as Luke 21:34-36, Rev3:10… states. You have to put things into prospective…
Okay, u might say that “Pastor Harry Walther” is a man of God, and he isnt using scare tactics and that he is just telling it how it is… but that isnt the case, yea, there is going to be that time where the Lord comes and everything in Revelations that is talked about to soon come, will happen.. but the way “Pastor Harry Walther” is making it seem is wayy out of proportion.. He is exaggerating it too much.. i believe in God, but he ["Pastor Harry Walther"] is making it seem like all churches are evil, and theyre not.. I mean he is giving the wrong idea to many people.. UFO’s, over exaggerated raptures, predicting comets?! he takes everything seriously, which isnt always bad, but u cant rely on EVERY word you ever hear.. he, in a way, is going to make some people *who also take things seriously* believe that they need to get out of here and make it to heaven ASAP, they need to live their lives, and not focus on dying… the last thing we need is to have another “heaven’s gate” mass suicide… soo in a sense, “Pastor Harry Walther” isnt telling the Bible the way it is supposed to be, he is exaggerating it wayyy too much… no offense, im just really into this stuff, im just a teenager and trying to learn as much as possible about this, i have been studying for years….
when I say true man of God I mean he does not follow the fallen twisted churchs that is evident in this world today and tells people to simply follow Jesus. Many of these churchs are jokes for Pator Harry believes “when the truth of God is preached the power of God is released”.. Jesus also believes that and promises in Rev 3:7-12, luke 21:34-36 that this true church kept is word(truth of the bible) and is promised an escape from the tribulation soon to come. My opinion is that the churches I use to attend confused me and left me fearful. Ph is not trying to use scare tactics, he’s just rightfully interpreting the prophecy Jesus gave us. Jesus even spoke of the horror to come but as a warning to follow him. If you read through Revelations Jesus warns the fallen churches to repent. I experience a true healing in my life when I stated to follow the truth/Jesus
I never believed that there wasn’t a true religion but the ones(baptist,penecoastal) I was following were twisted, made me not want to follow christianity anymore. See most religions today like Islam, muslim etc.. already promote or follow the critaria of the antichrist. That’s one of satan’s plan to already prepare people so when he comes and claims to be the savior of all religions, faiths and creeds they will follow him.
Many christian religions follow every word Paul wrote in the bible and think he was infallible but not true as I’m not saying PH is infallible. PH has made mistakes but has the luxury to go back and fix them. There were no computers in Pauls days plus He ended up being martyed for his faith. I’m not putting PH as a God to follow but believe that by him pointing people in the right direction to follow Jesus.
I don’t force people to believe what I believe nor shed a tear if they don’t believe. Example I shared http://www.satansrapture.com with someone and they ran to the rumormill online about Pastor harry and believed that instead of reading the website and bible for themselves. I have more respect if someone read the site and desided not to believe than someone following accusations from the start. People have free will and man’s free will is causing destruction. God didn’t create puppets to follow him as some christians believe that they are the chosen, could do no wrong and are once saved always saved and wish death upon thier enemies instead and love and mercy.
Anyway.. there is evil in this world and a multitude of false religions but there is God’s truth out there too. Its can be hard in a world of confusion… Some people just can’t believe things unless the first see. At least you are honest unlike many people following doctrines they don’t even understand. Jesus is infallible. Thanks
When I say “man of God” I mean he doesn’t follow all these twisted church theologies and simply tells people to follow Jesus and the truth of the bible. I don’t believe PH is infallible. Jesus is infallible.. If Pastor Harry makes a mistake on something he said, he has the luxury to go back and fix it.
Jesus warns us about the horror soon to come but promises an escape to the faithful remnant that followed him and kept his word(Luke 21″34-36/Rev 3:7-12).. PH is not trying to scare people, just warn people what Jesus said. The obama whitehouse has turned against Israel as the bible says in Gen 12 those who bless Israel will be blessed and those who curse Israel will be cursed. That’s were swine flu comes in the picture. Obama could have closed the borders and flight in and out of mexico but didn’t now there are almost 34,000 cases in the usa with 170 deaths..
There are a multitude of false religions out there for that satan’s plan. The big religions like Budda, Islam and muslim already promote or follow the critaria of the antichrist so when he come as savior to all religions, faiths and creeds most of them will be prepared to follow him. As far as the Christian religion, satan destorted the truth into a Once saved always saved prospartiy self sentered gospel to turn people away from the truth.
It is hard to know what to follow in a world of confusion but there is truth of God out there too, for people who except it. At least you are honest and don’t follow doctrine that you don’t understand like a lot of people do. I don’t force people to believe what I believe nor do I shed a tear if they don’t. The more people have site to try discrediting PH the more it just helps to advertise his site. Anyway, thanks
PS: There is one of the most meaningful challenges on his website to prove christianity true once and for all. Many people are turned off by powerless churches and wonder were the signs, wonders, miracles and healings are today?? We will soon see what happens. Even if you don’t believe in bible codes read Daniel 12:4 and verse 8-9 to see where he’s getting it from at least.
I listened to one of his shows where he was promoting pornography as a cure for homosexuality.
I’m sure God approves of that.
Listen to the last 10 minutes of his show on 7/16/09 and you can hear Harry’s story of how he cures a man of homosexuality with heterosexual porn.
If you listen to the following show, on 7/21/09, the homosexual gentleman actually calls into the show and calls the idea that porn could care homosexuality, TWISTED. You’ll also hear Harry verbally abuse me throughout the show for standing up to him and denouncing porn. Of course the abuse stops after the phone call and the subject is changed.
to ego why have many more people died in the name of god than any other cause just want to point out that theres nothing wrong with religion its the people of the religion that causes problems people want to blame religion as a criminal just like guns and people have heard this guns kill people NO people kill people same with religion, religion kills people NO people kill people dont blame religion blame the actual source
Harry Walther will be on The Extreme Society Show this Friday Oct 9th @ 9:30pm http://www.theextremesocietyshow.com. Please call in and participate.
oh please… This mofo harry, lol..
He predicted obama would be killed in February.. fk im still waiting and its november! what a bunch of shit!
@ ms Shut your fucking hole please. You ignorant piles of spamming garbage.
Now this guy wants everyone to pray he wins the BIG LOTTO so he can broadcast to 300million!
http://www.satansrapture.com/lottery.htm
gambling is a flat out SIN.
I confronted him and got the reply
“buying a lottery ticket is not sin or gambling. It is simply buying a lottery ticket. If a person spends all of their rent & food $$$ on a lottery= that becomes an addictive problem. Lottery $$$ does help children and the elderly. So you accusation aganst me is without any merit.”
then also
“I can do more good, more for the Kingdom of God with a lottery win in ONE year than you can do as a pauper in 10,000 lifetimes….”
another (this also shows he has his own PERSONAL agenda)
“Basically I want to win the lottery, get out of this country…, warn America what Obama plans for 2011 and warn all of the coming Apocalypse.”
This guy is full of poopie! God didn’t encode crap in the bible for computers to decifer, when people needed a message from God, they PRAYED for hours/days until they had their answer. They didn’t hop on the PC, jack off and use a bible program to do their work.
LOL, he talks about Porn being bad (which it IS and creates a endless lust, this coming from a guy that use to make his living in that industry) http://www.satansrapture.com/avercome.htm
and then he has a picture of a nude woman, to further tempt people, not to mention if a child happened across this site and saw this…. hmmm..
I believe in everything unseen.
I believe in faith.
I believe that if someone can love me, no matter how much I fuck up,
that they can forget EVERYTHING I’ve did in return for my love..
I WANT to devote my life to them.
God, is love.
He is not religion, he is not baptist, or Morman, or any other Label you can think to put on him.
He is forgivness, understanding, patience, Aslan, fairys, daddy, father, Prince Charming..
He is my GOD. My Savior, the one who gives me weak knees and a shoulder to cry on..
all at the same time.
He is everything I want, and could hope to be.
Because he LOVES me.
Unconditionally, and unlike the “human species”
I don’t have to prove anything to him, or give anything to him,
to be eligible for that love.
Which in turn, makes me want to love him ever the more.
My parents shared their beliefs,
but did not “pass theirs down to me.”
I am crazy, and my crazy beliefs are my own.
I am not a slave to men..
but crazily in love with my “superhero in the sky.”
Always protected, always safe..
Truely, my god, is an awesome god.
He saves me..
every day.
I was listening to his ‘podcast’ and was simply floored by the crap he was spewing. But, the sad part was knowing full well that someone out there believes him. I guess I should be doing regular posts on people like this. Perhaps I’d even hit a nerve and get some sort of an online response. $$$ in it for the money, big P.I.M.P.I.N.
Yeah you can repost it. Thanks for asking =)
-Ego
Personally, I don’t understand how people can walk around quoting an ancient book(bible) as if it’s a credible source of information. It’s the 21st Century and we’re barely out of the bush.
Explain to me what you mean by “true man of God,” does that mean that he is infallible?
What proof does the human species have that may in fact be an almighty creator?
What do you think about there being so many ‘flavors’ of religion throughout the world?
Does that not upset you that many people believe in many different ‘gods?’ and no matter what you say or think that they will continue believing?
You go on to say that I must “put things into perspective” as if there is some sort of checklist that I need to reference.
If you like to believe in fairy tales then that’s your problem, all I am saying is that Pastor Harry Walther is nothing more than a scare-tactic story teller. Have you listened to his radio program? I’m assuming that you do in fact listen to garbage that he spouts off to his listeners.
Have you ever given thought to not believing in any religion? It’s quite refreshing. I need not live life in a constant state of paranoia due to an ‘unseen’ force living in the sky.
Proof Proof Proof in a physical form would be nice. Fairy tales and lollipops will get the human species no where.
-Ego
Ok, so I began to read your response and about halfway through I had to stop reading and rub my eyes in awe of what you wrote…
“The big religions like Budda, Islam and muslim already promote or follow the critaria of the antichrist so when he come as savior to all religions, faiths and creeds most of them will be prepared to follow him.”
Do you know anything about Buddhism? Are you aware that Buddhism teaches you that there is no absolute creator and that you must eliminate ignorance from your life? It would be much more intelligent to get your facts straight before making an assertion that hurts your credibility.
Show me evidence of Buddhism being negative? Now show me evidence of how much ‘evil’ and hatred has come about from Christianity.
I’m going to make the assumption that your beliefs are not truly your own…that in fact they were passed onto you by your parents. Meaning, that you were born into this world with no concept of an absolute creator…The mere idea of a creator was told / introduced to you by your parents.
yada yada yada…I’m not getting through to you…but I will continue to write in hopes of opening your dogmatically narrow mind. READ ON!
Also, if me writing an article about P.H.W. gives him more ‘traffic’ or ‘promotion’ to his website, than so be it. The absurdity of his words are a direct reflection of a paranoid-dogmatic individual.
The only person you can believe in is yourself. Live life without dogma. Do not try and live life by someone else’s ideals and morals. Be unique. Be yourself…think for yourself. It’s more rewarding than placing faith in something that no one has seen.
Do you think Christianity is the only ‘TRUE’ religion? If so…why is that? Is it because that is all you know?…and it’s out of your comfort level to venture out and explore other possibilities for yourself?
Why is it that more people have died in the name of god than for any other cause?
Have you met Jesus? Do you know that he is infallible? How do you test one’s infallibility? What sort of checks and balances did you take to know that Christianity was right for you?
I am non-religious. I find that I am far too young, and far too in-experienced in life to set my foot down and believe in any one thing. People have been believing in things for thousands of years and yet it still doesn’t make any one thing true.
-Ego
Pastor Harry Walther is an interesting character. Perhaps all the ‘garbage’ that he is shoveling is just a practical joke on the people who genuinely ‘believe’ in his ‘bible-code’ stuff…
But wow…pornography to cure Homosexuality….tisk tisk
Nice comment =) Ha ha