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	<description>Welcome to my madness!</description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Baaaack!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 21:12:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finally I have decided to make a return to the world of blogging. Halfass Backwards posts are forthcoming!
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		<title>Someone&#8217;s Got The Munchies! [IMAGE]</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 17:34:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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He looks like a cross between The Leprechaun(Warwick Davis) and The Joker(Jack Nicholson).
What say you?
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		<title>Ummm&#8230;Lady GaGa, Where Art Thou?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 13:50:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently I have become very fond of Lady Gaga.
She is both an amazing artist and a very beautiful WOMAN!

&#8230;and despite all of the rumors that GaGa is packing heat down below&#8230;(the penis rumors)&#8230;I still think SHE is a woman. Who know she could just have a enormous love button &#8230; which I wouldn&#8217;t mind&#8230;she could [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What ATM Really Means To Me&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ummm&#8230;
I&#8217;d like to take a moment to point out and thank the Internet porn industry for forever ruining the way I interpret ATM signs.

Now, whenever I see an ATM sign displayed proudly in the window of a 7-11 or Shell gas station I can&#8217;t help but think ASS TO MOUTH. &#8230;How Kinky&#8230;
Thanks&#8230;
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		<title>Retro Teletubbies??? [IMAGE]</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To me this looks like an early concept photo for what would later be known as the Teletubbies!!!

Ahhh, run for the Hills!!!!]]></description>
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		<title>Walmart Rolls Back Prices For The Dead, Offers Affordable Coffins Online</title>
		<link>http://halfassbackwards.com/walmart-rolls-back-prices-for-the-dead-offers-affordable-coffins-online/</link>
		<comments>http://halfassbackwards.com/walmart-rolls-back-prices-for-the-dead-offers-affordable-coffins-online/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NO JOKE!!!
This post is a little dated, but none the less it still sends shivers down my spine.
Walmart, the world&#8217;s largest chain retail store, is now offering affordable coffins available exclusively via their online stores. Check them out HERE.

Do they offer a discount to their senior staff members?
Ya know&#8230;so they can get ahead of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Not To Sell A Child&#8217;s Computer Desk [IMAGE]</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:27:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just when you thought you were done with all the Christmas shopping&#8230;ummm&#8230;you may just want to cross this one off your list.


Can you say Epic Fail?
(HINT: f you don&#8217;t get it, just read the product title&#8230;still nothing?&#8230;ummm&#8230;it&#8217;s slightly racist)
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		<title>New Video Blog Launched! ScrambledVideo.com</title>
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		<comments>http://halfassbackwards.com/new-video-blog-launched-scrambledvideo-com/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 01:11:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I created a new video blog, ScrambledVideo.com, it will showcase all of the weird, wacky, bizarre, and random videos that I find on the Internet.

It&#8217;s here for all of you to enjoy! So go ahead and spread the word.
I will be updating and adding videos to it daily.
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		<title>The Talk &#8211; Luke &amp; Tadd Show [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://halfassbackwards.com/the-talk-luke-tadd-show-video/</link>
		<comments>http://halfassbackwards.com/the-talk-luke-tadd-show-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 03:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is the newest video from The Luke &#38; Tadd Show.
The Talk


Enjoy!
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		<title>T-Shirt Humor For The Masses &#8211; PantsNotFound.com</title>
		<link>http://halfassbackwards.com/t-shirt-humor-for-the-masses-pantsnotfound-com/</link>
		<comments>http://halfassbackwards.com/t-shirt-humor-for-the-masses-pantsnotfound-com/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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You like t-shirts, right? I mean who doesn&#8217;t?!
Personally, I can&#8217;t go a day without one&#8230;cause I might risk losing my job. A half-naked pale dude is a no-go in an office setting.
Anyhow, in the search for undeniably unique and funny t-shirts I&#8217;ve come across PantsNotFound.com
There you&#8217;ll find an ever-increasing assortment of unique and witty screen [...]]]></description>
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