I know it’s not fair to be gone sooo long from my BLoG. But, hey…when real life creeps up on ya…what can you do?

Anyways…thought I’d take the time to give you all an update…to let you know that I still plan on posting. I am currently re-working a few pieces of artwork into a 11×17 poster format. …which I must mention looks pretty damn cool when printed out. …and I say this not to ‘toot’ my own horn, but rather express the awesome feeling that comes about from seeing your artwork on a medium other than a computer screen. From pixels on a screen to dots on a paper!

I recently decided to print my artwork rather than let it sit idly by on my computer’s hard-drive collecting digital dust. I’d much rather share it with the public…a.k.a. YOU! Feedback is awesome!

If anyone is interested in purchasing a poster of mine, that could be arranged as well. =)

…also, I am working on today’s post…this was just an update of sorts.

-Ego

Maybelogic.org

Ok, class is well beyond being over and I noticed that I never gave a single update on the course…Oh, what a liar I am!!! lol

For those of you wondering WTF I am referring to, then read my post about the SubGenius online course Running Your Own Cult: Do’s & Don’ts.

The course was nothing more than an extensive overview on how the so-called Church of The SubGenius came to fruition. A long and rough SubGenius history course containing well over 18gigs of content including many pictures, audio recordings, document scans, and a bunch of original video footage.

Overall, it was entertaining none-the-less.
Although, I don’t think I got my money’s worth, but that’s my own fault for not putting in enough effort. I mean, there were assignments to do, yet none of the grades mattered. I viewed the course as nothing more than an expensive way to waste time…er…I mean gain Slack.

For those of you unfamiliar with Slack….it’s the whole foundation of the Church of The SubGenius’ philosophy. Without Slack you are not a true SubGenius. …and with out paying your ordainment dues you are surely not even close to being able to declare yourself a a member!!! I proudly paid my dues and am an official SubGenius…but, I don’t need a paper to tell me that…

I spent a great deal of my course time over at Alt.Slack(which is the popular hangout spot) conversing with the craziest bunch of Internet nutcases! …and I mean Nutcases in the nicest way possible.

The bi-weekly SubGenius course chat sessions were the most entertaining aspect of my $135 bucks. At first, they had started off with a bang, but quickly became nothing more than a few people shooting the shit about topical events and the history of the Church of The SubGenius. Which was still very fun!

Watch More T.V. & Gain More Slack!

Oh yeah…I did create an art piece for the Church…as can be seen above!
Feel free to spread it around the world

…All in all I would do it again, but unfortunately Rev. Ivan Stang hints at the fact that this could very well be the last SubGenius course that will be offered at MaybeLogic.net.

But, for those of you who would like a peak at the material presented in the course, you can easily email me(on the about page) and I will provide you with some of the more notable content available in the course. …Or you could wait, cause I got word of the strong possibility of the course materials being offered on a sort of home-study DVD that may be released in the coming future.

Also, be sure to add Rev. Ivan Stang’s Hour of Slack podcast to your iTunes by CLICKING HERE.

Alt.Slack is the place to catch Internet kookery at it’s finest!

..and visit SubGenius.com For all your fine SubGenius needs, including the official Ordainment Kit!

Praise “Bob”

-Ego

This was my personal Photoshop project for today…I had a real bad case of designers-block before doing this piece. I should be good to go for another couple of days. I think…Ha ha. Enjoy!

-Ego

Slack-o-Vision

-Ego

Feel free to comment on what thoughts this piece brings out in you.

“If the education of our kids comes from radio, television, newspapers – if that’s where they get most of their knowledge from, and not from the schools, then the powers that be are definitely in charge, because they own all those outlets.” -Maynard James Keenan

“The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.” -Dave Barry

“Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.” -Alfred Hitchcock

-Ego

Oh Gnome!!!

**Edit:
A lot of you have been stumbling onto my page by looking for the age old question:
“Who came first, the Travelocity Gnome, or the Gnome in the movie Amalie?”

Look no further as I have the answer!

The movie Amelie was released in 2001, while the Travelocity Where’s my gnome? commercials started in 2004.
The Travelocity gnome was inspired by a really cool prank.

Also…
As a child I remember watching The World of David The Gnome on Nickelodeon, which was actually a Spanish cartoon brought to the U.S. in 1987, the foul year of my birth.

-Ego

I hope the Internet will be welcoming of yet another BLoG!!! Maybe this one will bring unique flavor? or Maybe it won’t…That’s up to me…Your Single-serving-narrator.

I digress…

My first post here should start off with a BaNG! Right?(in a matter of speaking) and in keeping with the times, I thought it would be appropriate to begin with a topic that is likely on everyone’s mind…The Economy…

Here is my solution to this limpy problem:

Batteries Required!

Now…how much for that Senate seat?

-Ego