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WTF?

By now most everyone has heard the stories of Walt Disney‘s sick side…(more so, the sick minds of it’s animators).

I’m speaking of all the subliminal erotica that has been placed into various Disney movies, such as:

-The dildo on the cover of The Little Mermaid or when the priest appeared with an erection.
-The tree leaves that spell “SEX” in The Lion King
-In the movie Aladdin when he wispers “Take off your clothes” to Jasmine before they take their “magic” carpet ride.

Has anyone ever thought that the story of Pinocchio was a little too risque?
No of course not…just me and my Halfass Backwards mind.

But, seriously this movie is chocked full of suggestive material!
…It only becomes obvious when you enter adulthood!

Perhaps your own mind can take this story in the wrong direction…of course, with a little help from me.

Let’s break this story down into a politically incorrect sort of way…

A lonely old Italian man named Geppetto (er…did they mean “Gep-pedo?”) carves a small boy out of wood whose nose happens to grow when he lies…
Ummm…I’m sure if “Gep-Pedo” had his way something else would be growing!
…Maybe he shouldn’t have started with the boy’s nose….tisk tisk tisk.

^WRONG!!^

Seriously, I was traumatized as child when the “donkey show” scene popped up.

Does that remind you of that crazy trip you and your buddies took to Tijuana?

Hmmm…that donkey show sounds a little too familiar doesn’t it?

Oh yeah, one last thing…Pinocchio is a Tuscan word for “Pine Nut” – Take that anyway you like…

Here are a few other Disney related posts you may enjoy:

-Destino by Walt Disney & Salvidor Dali [Video]
-Good Old Fashioned Disney Stereotypes! [Image]
-Was Bugs Bunny Used As A WW2 Propaganda Tool? [Video]
-Disney Was “In Bed” With Gulf Oil [Image]
-What My Mind Feels Like At the End of the Week [Video]

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