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Awkward Family Photo[IMAGE]

Caption Attempt:

I may be wrong…but I’m going to say that the two gentlemen in this photo are brothers, and it just occurred to one of them that the other has been sleeping with his wife….no?

Awkward Family Photo

It's Not Polite To Stare [IMAGE]

Creepy Lady

Ummmm….yeeaah

Jan Terri

Is everyone familiar with 90′s pop musician Jan Terri?
If not than read up on here rise to fame HERE.

Here are a few of her hits for you to enjoy…

Get Down Goblin: (…just in time for Halloween!)

Losing You:

Journey To Mars:

I am left wondering…where is she now?

Which video did you enjoy best? =)

I am all for the love and praise of bacon….but it really has gotten out of control.
I mean seriously things are Halfass Backwards when there is such a product as Bacon Scented Anal Lube.

Let’s give some love to baked beans!…No?

Anyhow…here is something to waste your time with…

Mother Goose‘s 1977 promo video for their hit single Baked Beans:

RANDOM WARNING:
This is a Jaffas hard candy commercial starring the The Captain Matchbox Whoopee Band.

You’re probably wondering what the hell a ‘Jaffas’ is and why they were being rolled on the floor in the video….well this next clip will answer your question when you’re introduced the the annual Jaffas race which takes place in Dunedin, New Zealand on Baldwin street–Which happens to be the world’s steepest street.

There is no hope for humanity…

Wanna take a trip back to 1991? Of course you do!

This is a Japanese commercial for the legendary video game; The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past.

Awesome choreography!

ATTENTION:

I have a very serious health alert to tell you about!

As the hype surrounding the Swine Flu (or H1N1) dies down, I feel that it is my civil duty
to inform you about a much more serious condition.

Cameltosis:
[Pronounced - Kam-uhl | toh | sis]
(n.) medical term.; derived from Latin “cama” for camel, and “tosio” for vagina.
Refers to a woman suffering from camel toe. Also known as; Moose-Knuckle.
Source: UrbanDictionary.com

Real Camel Toe

What is Cameltosis?
It is a serious physical condition that affects 9 out of 10 women around the world.

Average Camel Toe

Who is most at risk?
Normally only women are at serious risk, there is however, a concern that it may also
affect some men by causing an extreme case of whiplash of the neck(usually by bewildered onlookers).

Presidential Camel Toe - Thumbnail

Dick Cheney Camel Toe - Thumbnail

How is Cameltosis treated?
Women suffering from Cameltosis can begin treatment immediately by purchasing
a device known as a Cuchini. – http://www.cuchini.com/


…and aside from cuchini’s creepy mascot, they do offer a unique feature where you can discreetly
and anonymously send one to a “suffering” female.

…or you could take the easier/cheaper approach and ditch the offending piece of clothing
for some baggy sweatpants, maybe a moo-moo, or even a poncho(but not a Sears poncho!).

Maximum Toe

Oh yeah…this post would not be complete without this video:

Cameltoe by Fannypack:

-Ego

P.S.
Marc Jacobs Camel Toe

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