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with Steroid Relish

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Warning: Insane Clown Sodomy ahead! … only kidding!

I don’t even know where to begin with this next example of Internet ‘Kookery’…

Actual Screen Shot

Actual Screen Shot

Again, carrying on with the theme of dangerous dogmatic ideologies(say that 5x fast!), this website is a prime example of how warped some one’s mind can become. Who knows if this holy garbage is supposed to be taken literally…if it is, then that’s a big problem!

Welcome to Pastor Harry Walther‘s apocalyptic Internet fun-house…of sorts. The website is called Satan’s Rapture and can be found HERE.

It is littered with neo-pseudo-gospel, trying desperately to link the ‘Swine-Flu’ to the bible, the Apocalypse, and the Obama Administration.
Can you say: “EPIC Fail?”…(yes we can)

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In my opinion,  from the facts that I’ve gathered about the ‘Swine Flu/H1N1,’ is that out of 330+ million citizens in the United States around 140 cases have been reported, so far. The number of cases in Mexico have far exceeded 140 and I believe that is largely due to the 3rd world living conditions found in that country.

Anyone who has vacationed in Mexico or have visited a ‘border town’ know precisely what I’m talking about.
I mean shit, the majority of their water is supposedly un-drinkable, red flag! Also, judging from the increase in illegal immigration over the years I can only assume that there’s a reason for leaving and that’s possibly due to the sub-standard of living.

What’s even more interesting about is that scientists around the world believe that this H1N1 strain of the flu is relatively mild. Annually, around 36,000 Americans die from the ‘regular’ flu, mostly elderly people and infants. That’s a mortality rate somewhere between 0.06% & 0.24%, not very significant.

The hype surrounding the ‘Swine-Flu/H1N1′ can be accredited to the “fluff coverage” that the mainstream media has given it.
Don’t believe the ‘boob-tube’ use some Logic, people!

For more on Influenza, read HERE.

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Ok, lets get back to the point of this post…for those left scratching your heads here is some juicy stuff for you to look over.

Information on Pastor Harry Walther(A.k.a Richard Landes):

He does not have his own Wikipedia.org page(yet), but he does have a user account(which he probably uses to delete information about himself). It can be found HERE.

He appears to be a regular over at BlogTalkRadio.com and his profile page can be found HERE.
You can listen to his Halfass Backward rants about Obama and the Swine Flu…Yada yada yada…Blah blah blah.
All you’ll find there is a bunch of scare tactics…

As a matter of fact I was just listening to his podcast and heard the so-called Pastor say this:

“When people are very scared, they’re like sheep. You can herd them, you can get them to do whatever you want. People accept anything when they’re scared…” -Pastor Harry Walther
(at the time it was said he was talking about Obama’s ‘scare tactics’)

Although he is talking about Obama, I’d like him to sit back, take a deep breath, and take a look at his own halfass scare tactics. He is doing exactly what he is trying to warn others against. That’s a hypocrite if I’ve ever seen one!!!

His ideas/views are entirely far fetched and nowhere near being plausible. Although, I can slightly agree with him on one thing…that something fishy is going on within the Obama Administration…

If it weren’t for his constant reference to the ‘Bible Code’ then I would dismiss him as a regular nut! But, since he uses the Bible it makes my job easier to point out the dangers of such dogmatic ideologies.

If you’re the religious type and would like a deeper analysis of the garbage that comes from Pastor Harry Walther, then read HERE.
(I’m not religious, but thought it might be an entertaining read for the ‘Bible-Thumpers’ that find themselves here)

WORD!

-Ego

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Mmmm...Bacon!

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Me Ego

Me Ego

If you’ve been visiting my BLoG, and have scanned through my past posts, you’ve probably noticed that I like to write about controversial subjects. I think it is very important to get these topics out in the open, so that we may desensitize each other from getting so upset about the simple facts of life.
 
Everyone is born with the ability to learn and think for themselves, but during the formative years(childhood), many halfass backwards ideas are introduced by what may be under-educated adults(A.k.a. the blissfully ignorant.)

At this point, religious dogma usually comes into play and heavily skews the child’s perception of the world and it’s diverse cultures. When I say ‘skew’ I mean, the dogma leads the child’s thoughts in a direction that is favored by that particular religion. (Ex. In this tribe we do things ‘this’ way)…

The child is no longer able to think for his/herself, in a matter of speaking…

I guess you can say it’s a kind of sheltered life, and sets the child up for an EPIC failure later on in life…

In my opinion, I view religion as a crutch for those who don’t like to investigate life for themselves…or for those that are too afraid to ponder the thought that we might be ‘alone’ in this universe.

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Today’s post is brought to you by the number 23!

At HalfassBackwards.com we celebrate 23 Day every month, and we encourage you to do the same!

For information on the mystery surrounding the number 23 Enigma, click HERE.

Here are a few interesting events that have taken place on April 23rd throughout history.

1616 – William Shakespeare(b. April 23rd 1564) died in Stratford-on-Avon, England.

1969 – Sirhan Sirhan was sentenced to death(later reduced to a life sentence) for the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy.

1998 – James Earl Ray, convicted of assassinating Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., died.

Report back here with any synchronicities!

…Over and out…

-Ego

All Hail, It's Earth Day!

They say genius’ pick green…so I’m beginning to think that the people behind this whole ‘Go-Green‘ (bowel)movement must be Ga-Ba-Zillionaires by now!!!

…anyways

It’s Earth Day once again and this is your friendly reminder to:

  • Leave your cell-phone charger plugged in over-night
  • Dump all cat litter into the toilet
  • Dispose of used chemicals directly into the nearest storm drain
  • Use twice as much hair spray as you normally would
  • Not to get your pets spayed or neutered
  • Put all trash in the recyclables and all recyclables in the trash
  • Wrap your friends car in tin-foil
  • Keep the lights on when you leave a room
  • Take an extra five minutes in the shower
  • Flush twice after dropping-a-deuce
  • Subscribe to every free magazine possible
  • Have the grocers double bag your groceries
  • Buy a Starbucks coffee
  • Rent or buy an Excursion…or H2

and most of all be sure to check back at HalfassBackwards.com for your daily dose of absurdity!

Now go plant a tree you patchulie-oil wearing hippie!

-Ego

OoOops…
This is by no means an admission of guilt!

Dead!

Dead!

David Kellermann, the acting chief financial officer for the *bunk* mortgage company Freddie Mac, was found dead at his home in Reston, Virginia. Authorities received a call from Kellermann’s wife this morning at 4:48am(4-22-09), indicating that she found his body in the basement. As of now it appears to be a suicide with no signs of foul-play.

You can check out the latest NYSE numbers for Freddie Mac HERE.

Kellermann was 41 years old and had been working with Freddie Mac for 16 years. He was appointed as acting CFO in September 2008, after Anthony Piszel stepped down.

More to come…

-Ego

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