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Mmmm...Bacon!

Mmmm...Bacon!

Mmmm…Bacon….

If you’re like me and can’t start your day without the hard stuff, then I recommend this next product:

BAKON vodka!!!

Now you don’t have to worry when it comes to breakfast time, especially if you’re looking for that certain kick after a long restless night of clubbin’ it up…

Forget the plain old Bloody Mary!

Try the drink Recipes found at BakonVodka.com, which include:

-Bakon Mary
-Bakon Rosemary Martini
-Irish Boar

or if you play it safe try the standard Bacontini!
(all made with Bakon Vodka, of course)

But for the more extreme and daring connoisseur,
you can even make your own bacon vodka at home…

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Me Ego

Me Ego

If you’ve been visiting my BLoG, and have scanned through my past posts, you’ve probably noticed that I like to write about controversial subjects. I think it is very important to get these topics out in the open, so that we may desensitize each other from getting so upset about the simple facts of life.
 
Everyone is born with the ability to learn and think for themselves, but during the formative years(childhood), many halfass backwards ideas are introduced by what may be under-educated adults(A.k.a. the blissfully ignorant.)

At this point, religious dogma usually comes into play and heavily skews the child’s perception of the world and it’s diverse cultures. When I say ‘skew’ I mean, the dogma leads the child’s thoughts in a direction that is favored by that particular religion. (Ex. In this tribe we do things ‘this’ way)…

The child is no longer able to think for his/herself, in a matter of speaking…

I guess you can say it’s a kind of sheltered life, and sets the child up for an EPIC failure later on in life…

In my opinion, I view religion as a crutch for those who don’t like to investigate life for themselves…or for those that are too afraid to ponder the thought that we might be ‘alone’ in this universe.

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Today’s post is brought to you by the number 23!

At HalfassBackwards.com we celebrate 23 Day every month, and we encourage you to do the same!

For information on the mystery surrounding the number 23 Enigma, click HERE.

Here are a few interesting events that have taken place on April 23rd throughout history.

1616 – William Shakespeare(b. April 23rd 1564) died in Stratford-on-Avon, England.

1969 – Sirhan Sirhan was sentenced to death(later reduced to a life sentence) for the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy.

1998 – James Earl Ray, convicted of assassinating Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., died.

Report back here with any synchronicities!

…Over and out…

-Ego

All Hail, It's Earth Day!

They say genius’ pick green…so I’m beginning to think that the people behind this whole ‘Go-Green‘ (bowel)movement must be Ga-Ba-Zillionaires by now!!!

…anyways

It’s Earth Day once again and this is your friendly reminder to:

  • Leave your cell-phone charger plugged in over-night
  • Dump all cat litter into the toilet
  • Dispose of used chemicals directly into the nearest storm drain
  • Use twice as much hair spray as you normally would
  • Not to get your pets spayed or neutered
  • Put all trash in the recyclables and all recyclables in the trash
  • Wrap your friends car in tin-foil
  • Keep the lights on when you leave a room
  • Take an extra five minutes in the shower
  • Flush twice after dropping-a-deuce
  • Subscribe to every free magazine possible
  • Have the grocers double bag your groceries
  • Buy a Starbucks coffee
  • Rent or buy an Excursion…or H2

and most of all be sure to check back at HalfassBackwards.com for your daily dose of absurdity!

Now go plant a tree you patchulie-oil wearing hippie!

-Ego

OoOops…
This is by no means an admission of guilt!

Dead!

Dead!

David Kellermann, the acting chief financial officer for the *bunk* mortgage company Freddie Mac, was found dead at his home in Reston, Virginia. Authorities received a call from Kellermann’s wife this morning at 4:48am(4-22-09), indicating that she found his body in the basement. As of now it appears to be a suicide with no signs of foul-play.

You can check out the latest NYSE numbers for Freddie Mac HERE.

Kellermann was 41 years old and had been working with Freddie Mac for 16 years. He was appointed as acting CFO in September 2008, after Anthony Piszel stepped down.

More to come…

-Ego

While many frown upon it’s very existence, I embrace it!

The subject today is…Street Art, or what some call Guerilla Art.
I really admire this particular art genre and anything that has to do with leaving random bits of artistic expression in public places. But, with everything comes misunderstanding and criticism.

Fine Art!

Fine Art!

Many people disapprove of this art genre…some even call it graffiti, but I decline to do so! However, I do make a distinction between what I think is art and what I consider vandalism.

I really don’t like the defacing of business fronts, other artist’s work, or public property(such as people’s cars). Nor do I like those nasty scribbles everywhere that usually turn out to be gang symbols…

On the other hand, I don’t mind seeing the sidewalk stencils, the sticker art, or wheat-pasted posters…I mean what else would I look at while walking places?

Which reminds me of the reason why I’m writing this post…

Back in 2006, when I was first introduced to street art, I began taking photos of all the wonderful pieces I could find.
Originally, I never got around to uploading them to my former website/BLoG…but the other day I figured it would be cool to dig them up and share them with everyone, cause who really knows how many of these awesome ‘public-art’ exhibits are still around. I do know of a few that still exist.

So sit back and relax while we take a time-trip back to the not so distant art scene of San Francisco street art!

S.F.S.A. Gallery Thumb

Click HERE to view my online gallery via Flickr.com

…or…

Click HERE to view my gallery in an online slide-show.

I will preiodically add to this gallery, and if anyone would like to add something to it just leave me a comment or email me here: ego(at)halfassbackwards(dot)com

Also be sure to check out:

Banksy.co.uk[world renowned street artist]
80sPurple.com[clothing & accessories, including OBEY]
BombingScience.com[markers, spray paint, & art supplies]

Feel free to comment!

-Ego

Sick and Tired of Surfing the Web? Well Try Smurfing It Instead!

Yes, you heard right, you and your friends can now smurf the web to your hearts content!

How, you ask?…Well, let me tell you!
By utilizing the latest in Smurf-ing technology!

…You take any website URL and pop that bad boy into the designated WebSmurfer area:

Web Smurfer

Have fun and be sure to tell all your whack-ass friends about the WebSmurfer!

Gargamel would be so proud!

-Ego

P.S. If you’re left wondering what the hell a Smurf is, then just click HERE.

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