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Before I go any further let me say this…

I’m not here to push any political agenda. Nor do I side with any political party.

I found this news clip of President Barack Obama asserting:

“…We are the only nation on Earth that leaves millions of people without health insurance.”

That assertion does not sit well with me, and I’d love to know what everyone else thinks.

Really?
Out of all 190+ countries we are the ONLY nation that doesn’t provide health insurance for millions of people? REALLY?

This is not true! What about all the 3rd world nations?

Did his prompter slip? (I do not like scripted politics…If you speak the truth it should come from the heart, not from a teleprompter!)
Did his speech writer overlook something?
Was he trying to ad lib?
Does he and his administration think we are that misinformed?

Hmmmm…makes me wonder.

What do you think about this? Leave a comment =)

…and if I am wrong, let me know why.
I’d prefer to be educated on the matter, rather than be slandered and belittled.

-Ego

Mr. Min Pinocchio
WTF?

By now most everyone has heard the stories of Walt Disney‘s sick side…(more so, the sick minds of it’s animators).

I’m speaking of all the subliminal erotica that has been placed into various Disney movies, such as:

-The dildo on the cover of The Little Mermaid or when the priest appeared with an erection.
-The tree leaves that spell “SEX” in The Lion King
-In the movie Aladdin when he wispers “Take off your clothes” to Jasmine before they take their “magic” carpet ride.

Has anyone ever thought that the story of Pinocchio was a little too risque?
No of course not…just me and my Halfass Backwards mind.

But, seriously this movie is chocked full of suggestive material!
…It only becomes obvious when you enter adulthood!

Perhaps your own mind can take this story in the wrong direction…of course, with a little help from me.

Let’s break this story down into a politically incorrect sort of way…

A lonely old Italian man named Geppetto (er…did they mean “Gep-pedo?”) carves a small boy out of wood whose nose happens to grow when he lies…
Ummm…I’m sure if “Gep-Pedo” had his way something else would be growing!
…Maybe he shouldn’t have started with the boy’s nose….tisk tisk tisk.

Geppetto Touching Pinocchio

^WRONG!!^

Seriously, I was traumatized as child when the “donkey show” scene popped up.

Pinocchio Donkey Show

Does that remind you of that crazy trip you and your buddies took to Tijuana?

Tijuana Donkey Show

Hmmm…that donkey show sounds a little too familiar doesn’t it?

Oh yeah, one last thing…Pinocchio is a Tuscan word for “Pine Nut” – Take that anyway you like…

Here are a few other Disney related posts you may enjoy:

-Destino by Walt Disney & Salvidor Dali [Video]
-Good Old Fashioned Disney Stereotypes! [Image]
-Was Bugs Bunny Used As A WW2 Propaganda Tool? [Video]
-Disney Was “In Bed” With Gulf Oil [Image]
-What My Mind Feels Like At the End of the Week [Video]

-Ego

The Plaid Stallions

Welcome to Monday!
Don’t worry…I am here to help you beat off the boredom… (Get your mind out of the gutter!)

Here’s a Time-Waster for you…today we shall visit: PlaidStallions.com

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Finally Robert Anton Wilson‘s website gets a fresh new face-lift! Trust me, it was badly needed!

…and I have to say that I really enjoy the new look! It’s fresh and bright!
RAWilson.com

Those of you who’ve been reading my web site from the beginning definitely know that I am a big Robert Anton Wilson fan! I absolutely love his life’s work and his way with words!

If you’re unfamiliar with Robert Anton Wilson (A.k.a RAW) I will give you a brief overview of what I know of him…

Robert Anton Wilson was both a very popular author and ‘new-age’ philosopher. He was well known for his writings about EVERYTHING pertaining to conspiracies and many topics relating to the field of Quantum Mechanics.

I’ve read several of his books including; Cosmic Trigger, Shrodinger’s Cat, & Prometheus Rising.
Cosmic Trigger absolutely blew my mind, I recommend it to anyone looking for a total mind-fuck!
If you are daring enough to read it, I recommend diving in head first with a VERY open mind. You may actually begin to question everything around yourself.

But for a more in depth look into his philosophies and life check out his Wikipedia.org page HERE, or just visit his website (rawilson.com) and poke around a bit. Very interesting individual!

Food for thought: “The map is not the territory! Nor is the menu the meal!”

-Ego

Michael Jackson Is Still Dead

...RIP...

...RIP...

It’s been more than 2 weeks and Michael Jackson is still dead.
What gives? It only took “Jesus” 3 days to resurrect…

-Ego

Ahoy! …as the pirates say!

I’d like to get something out of the way….I really admire collage / montage work!

…and having said that I would like to introduce you to one of my favorite collage artists, Mr. Winston Smith. Yes, it’s same name of the character in George Orwell’s 1949 novel Nineteen Eighty Four (1984).

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…. Time for a Flashback ….

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This next one goes out to all the awesome geeks in the world! UNITE!

As the legend goes, you certainly cannot claim the geeky/nerdy title unless you own a plethora of outdated video games on various ancient consoles.

But, to obtain the ultimate title within the Geekdom world, you must spend an outrageous amount of $Moolah$ on some sort of a relic from the past video game world.

…and what relic may bring you that title, you ask?

…It’s the coveted World Championships game, which was for the N.E.S. platform.
Although, owning the regular run-of-the-mill GREY cartridge will not suffice…no No no!…you must have the GOLDEN cartridge!

**Oo0o...Shiny!!!**

**Oo0o...Shiny!!!**

…hey stop staring and keep reading…

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