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	<description>Welcome to my madness!</description>
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		<title>Welcome back&#8230; while you were gone, the world went to shit!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2011 21:51:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Radiation. War. Natural Disaster. Economics. Religion. Politics. Terrorism. If I listened to everything the media is telling me, I would be BATSHIT CRAZY! I would be constantly depressed and would &#8216;actually need&#8217; the pharmaceuticals that they bombard us with during commercial break. &#8230;. BREAKING NEWS, we&#8217;ve got the same information as we did 10 minutes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I LoVE LiFE</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 02:06:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Join the I LoVE LiFE page on FaceBook Or Buy some I LoVE LiFE stickers HERE]]></description>
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		<title>Google Doesn&#8217;t Celebrate Cinco De Mayo</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 16:48:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My post from last year will shed more light on this issue. READ IT HERE Second year in a row that I have noticed that Google doesn&#8217;t like Mexicans err&#8230;rather they do not change their logo for Cinco De Mayo. Wonder if this has anything to do with their political views?]]></description>
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		<title>Ummm&#8230;Lady GaGa, Where Art Thou?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 13:50:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently I have become very fond of Lady Gaga. She is both an amazing artist and a very beautiful WOMAN! &#8230;and despite all of the rumors that GaGa is packing heat down below&#8230;(the penis rumors)&#8230;I still think SHE is a woman. Who know she could just have a enormous love button &#8230; which I wouldn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What ATM Really Means To Me&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ummm&#8230; I&#8217;d like to take a moment to point out and thank the Internet porn industry for forever ruining the way I interpret ATM signs. Now, whenever I see an ATM sign displayed proudly in the window of a 7-11 or Shell gas station I can&#8217;t help but think ASS TO MOUTH. &#8230;How Kinky&#8230; Thanks&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Walmart Rolls Back Prices For The Dead, Offers Affordable Coffins Online</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NO JOKE!!! This post is a little dated, but none the less it still sends shivers down my spine. Walmart, the world&#8217;s largest chain retail store, is now offering affordable coffins available exclusively via their online stores. Check them out HERE. Do they offer a discount to their senior staff members? Ya know&#8230;so they can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Video Blog Launched! ScrambledVideo.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 01:11:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I created a new video blog, ScrambledVideo.com, it will showcase all of the weird, wacky, bizarre, and random videos that I find on the Internet. It&#8217;s here for all of you to enjoy! So go ahead and spread the word. I will be updating and adding videos to it daily.]]></description>
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		<title>T-Shirt Humor For The Masses &#8211; PantsNotFound.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You like t-shirts, right? I mean who doesn&#8217;t?! Personally, I can&#8217;t go a day without one&#8230;cause I might risk losing my job. A half-naked pale dude is a no-go in an office setting. Anyhow, in the search for undeniably unique and funny t-shirts I&#8217;ve come across PantsNotFound.com There you&#8217;ll find an ever-increasing assortment of unique [...]]]></description>
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		<title>World Wide Health Alert: Cameltosis Affects 9 out of 10 Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 08:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ATTENTION: I have a very serious health alert to tell you about! As the hype surrounding the Swine Flu (or H1N1) dies down, I feel that it is my civil duty to inform you about a much more serious condition. Cameltosis: [Pronounced - Kam-uhl &#124; toh &#124; sis] (n.) medical term.; derived from Latin &#8220;cama&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>EPIC SLIP? Obama Slips &amp; Asserts Something About Healthcare Insurance That Is Simply Not True [VIDEO]</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 12:58:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before I go any further let me say this&#8230; I&#8217;m not here to push any political agenda. Nor do I side with any political party. I found this news clip of President Barack Obama asserting: &#8220;&#8230;We are the only nation on Earth that leaves millions of people without health insurance.&#8221; That assertion does not sit [...]]]></description>
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