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My Eyes Hate This Site!

…er…well I hate the way this site looks! It bugs the hell out of me, so I will be changing it again!

The sad thing is that I’m the one that designed this site and I can’t stand it anymore.
It’s coded in a Halfass Backward manner. Site just doesn’t work. Perhaps it was because I rushed to get it done, and then swept it under the rug.
It’s funny how sometimes I don’t try hard enough on my own personal projects as I do on projects for other people.

Yeah, yeah…and I even go as far to call myself a web designer. Blah! More or less I’m a Halfass code monkey.

(To Be Continued)

Ummm…Lady GaGa, Where Art Thou?

Recently I have become very fond of Lady Gaga.
She is both an amazing artist and a very beautiful WOMAN!

Lady Gaga - Yummy

…and despite all of the rumors that GaGa is packing heat down below…(the penis rumors)…I still think SHE is a woman. Who know she could just have a enormous love button … which I wouldn’t mind…she could P-p-p-poke my face all she wants. Ahahahah!

Aside from that, I really admire her style…yes it’s weird/bizarre…and that is why I like it.
She’s truly not afraid to speak her mind and wear what she likes.

I would definitely be interested in talking with her and picking her artistic brain.
I’m sure that she would provide for a very interesting conversation.
Intelligence for the win!!!

We should all take a page from her book. Lady GaGa, where art thou?

What ATM Really Means To Me…

Ummm…

I’d like to take a moment to point out and thank the Internet porn industry for forever ruining the way I interpret ATM signs.

atm-sign

Now, whenever I see an ATM sign displayed proudly in the window of a 7-11 or Shell gas station I can’t help but think ASS TO MOUTH. …How Kinky…

Thanks…

NO JOKE!!!
This post is a little dated, but none the less it still sends shivers down my spine.

Walmart, the world’s largest chain retail store, is now offering affordable coffins available exclusively via their online stores. View Full Article »

I created a new video blog, ScrambledVideo.com, it will showcase all of the weird, wacky, bizarre, and random videos that I find on the Internet.

Scrambled Video
It’s here for all of you to enjoy! So go ahead and spread the word.
I will be updating and adding videos to it daily.

No Kanye

You like t-shirts, right? I mean who doesn’t?!
Personally, I can’t go a day without one…cause I might risk losing my job. A half-naked pale dude is a no-go in an office setting.

Anyhow, in the search for undeniably unique and funny t-shirts I’ve come across PantsNotFound.com

There you’ll find an ever-increasing assortment of unique and witty screen printed tees.
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ATTENTION:

I have a very serious health alert to tell you about!

As the hype surrounding the Swine Flu (or H1N1) dies down, I feel that it is my civil duty
to inform you about a much more serious condition.

Cameltosis:
[Pronounced - Kam-uhl | toh | sis]
(n.) medical term.; derived from Latin “cama” for camel, and “tosio” for vagina.
Refers to a woman suffering from camel toe. Also known as; Moose-Knuckle.
Source: UrbanDictionary.com

Real Camel Toe

What is Cameltosis?
It is a serious physical condition that affects 9 out of 10 women around the world.

Average Camel Toe

Who is most at risk?
Normally only women are at serious risk, there is however, a concern that it may also
affect some men by causing an extreme case of whiplash of the neck(usually by bewildered onlookers).

Presidential Camel Toe - Thumbnail

Dick Cheney Camel Toe - Thumbnail

How is Cameltosis treated?
Women suffering from Cameltosis can begin treatment immediately by purchasing
a device known as a Cuchini. – http://www.cuchini.com/


…and aside from cuchini’s creepy mascot, they do offer a unique feature where you can discreetly
and anonymously send one to a “suffering” female.

…or you could take the easier/cheaper approach and ditch the offending piece of clothing
for some baggy sweatpants, maybe a moo-moo, or even a poncho(but not a Sears poncho!).

Maximum Toe

Oh yeah…this post would not be complete without this video:

Cameltoe by Fannypack:

-Ego

P.S.
Marc Jacobs Camel Toe

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