…er…well I hate the way this site looks! It bugs the hell out of me, so I will be changing it again!
The sad thing is that I’m the one that designed this site and I can’t stand it anymore.
It’s coded in a Halfass Backward manner. Site just doesn’t work. Perhaps it was because I rushed to get it done, and then swept it under the rug.
It’s funny how sometimes I don’t try hard enough on my own personal projects as I do on projects for other people.
Yeah, yeah…and I even go as far to call myself a web designer. Blah! More or less I’m a Halfass code monkey.
Recently I have become very fond of Lady Gaga.
She is both an amazing artist and a very beautiful WOMAN!
…and despite all of the rumors that GaGa is packing heat down below…(the penis rumors)…I still think SHE is a woman. Who know she could just have a enormous love button … which I wouldn’t mind…she could P-p-p-poke my face all she wants. Ahahahah!
Aside from that, I really admire her style…yes it’s weird/bizarre…and that is why I like it.
She’s truly not afraid to speak her mind and wear what she likes.
I would definitely be interested in talking with her and picking her artistic brain.
I’m sure that she would provide for a very interesting conversation.
Intelligence for the win!!!
We should all take a page from her book. Lady GaGa, where art thou?
You like t-shirts, right? I mean who doesn’t?!
Personally, I can’t go a day without one…cause I might risk losing my job. A half-naked pale dude is a no-go in an office setting.
Anyhow, in the search for undeniably unique and funny t-shirts I’ve come across PantsNotFound.com
There you’ll find an ever-increasing assortment of unique and witty screen printed tees. View Full Article »
I have a very serious health alert to tell you about!
As the hype surrounding the Swine Flu (or H1N1) dies down, I feel that it is my civil duty
to inform you about a much more serious condition.
Cameltosis:
[Pronounced - Kam-uhl | toh | sis]
(n.) medical term.; derived from Latin “cama” for camel, and “tosio” for vagina.
Refers to a woman suffering from camel toe. Also known as; Moose-Knuckle.
Source: UrbanDictionary.com
What is Cameltosis?
It is a serious physical condition that affects 9 out of 10 women around the world.
Who is most at risk?
Normally only women are at serious risk, there is however, a concern that it may also
affect some men by causing an extreme case of whiplash of the neck(usually by bewildered onlookers).
How is Cameltosis treated?
Women suffering from Cameltosis can begin treatment immediately by purchasing
a device known as a Cuchini. – http://www.cuchini.com/
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…and aside from cuchini’s creepy mascot, they do offer a unique feature where you can discreetly
and anonymously send one to a “suffering” female.
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…or you could take the easier/cheaper approach and ditch the offending piece of clothing
for some baggy sweatpants, maybe a moo-moo, or even a poncho(but not a Sears poncho!).
Oh yeah…this post would not be complete without this video: