They say genius’ pick green…so I’m beginning to think that the people behind this whole ‘Go-Green‘ (bowel)movement must be Ga-Ba-Zillionaires by now!!!
…anyways
It’s Earth Day once again and this is your friendly reminder to:
- Leave your cell-phone charger plugged in over-night
- Dump all cat litter into the toilet
- Dispose of used chemicals directly into the nearest storm drain
- Use twice as much hair spray as you normally would
- Not to get your pets spayed or neutered
- Put all trash in the recyclables and all recyclables in the trash
- Wrap your friends car in tin-foil
- Keep the lights on when you leave a room
- Take an extra five minutes in the shower
- Flush twice after dropping-a-deuce
- Subscribe to every free magazine possible
- Have the grocers double bag your groceries
- Buy a Starbucks coffee
- Rent or buy an Excursion…or H2
and most of all be sure to check back at HalfassBackwards.com for your daily dose of absurdity!
Now go plant a tree you patchulie-oil wearing hippie!
-Ego