They say genius’ pick green…so I’m beginning to think that the people behind this whole ‘Go-Green‘ (bowel)movement must be Ga-Ba-Zillionaires by now!!!

…anyways

It’s Earth Day once again and this is your friendly reminder to:

  • Leave your cell-phone charger plugged in over-night
  • Dump all cat litter into the toilet
  • Dispose of used chemicals directly into the nearest storm drain
  • Use twice as much hair spray as you normally would
  • Not to get your pets spayed or neutered
  • Put all trash in the recyclables and all recyclables in the trash
  • Wrap your friends car in tin-foil
  • Keep the lights on when you leave a room
  • Take an extra five minutes in the shower
  • Flush twice after dropping-a-deuce
  • Subscribe to every free magazine possible
  • Have the grocers double bag your groceries
  • Buy a Starbucks coffee
  • Rent or buy an Excursion…or H2

and most of all be sure to check back at HalfassBackwards.com for your daily dose of absurdity!

Now go plant a tree you patchulie-oil wearing hippie!

-Ego