I am all for the love and praise of bacon….but it really has gotten out of control.
I mean seriously things are Halfass Backwards when there is such a product as Bacon Scented Anal Lube.
Let’s give some love to baked beans!…No?
Anyhow…here is something to waste your time with…
Mother Goose’s 1977 promo video for their hit single Baked Beans:
RANDOM WARNING:
This is a Jaffas hard candy commercial starring the The Captain Matchbox Whoopee Band.
You’re probably wondering what the hell a ‘Jaffas’ is and why they were being rolled on the floor in the video….well this next clip will answer your question when you’re introduced the the annual Jaffas race which takes place in Dunedin, New Zealand on Baldwin street–Which happens to be the world’s steepest street.
There is no hope for humanity…
Wanna take a trip back to 1991? Of course you do!
This is a Japanese commercial for the legendary video game; The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past.
Awesome choreography!
I have a very serious health alert to tell you about!
As the hype surrounding the Swine Flu (or H1N1) dies down, I feel that it is my civil duty
to inform you about a much more serious condition.
Cameltosis:
[Pronounced - Kam-uhl | toh | sis]
(n.) medical term.; derived from Latin “cama” for camel, and “tosio” for vagina.
Refers to a woman suffering from camel toe. Also known as; Moose-Knuckle.
Source: UrbanDictionary.com
What is Cameltosis?
It is a serious physical condition that affects 9 out of 10 women around the world.
Who is most at risk?
Normally only women are at serious risk, there is however, a concern that it may also
affect some men by causing an extreme case of whiplash of the neck(usually by bewildered onlookers).
How is Cameltosis treated?
Women suffering from Cameltosis can begin treatment immediately by purchasing
a device known as a Cuchini. – http://www.cuchini.com/
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…and aside from cuchini’s creepy mascot, they do offer a unique feature where you can discreetly
and anonymously send one to a “suffering” female.
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…or you could take the easier/cheaper approach and ditch the offending piece of clothing
for some baggy sweatpants, maybe a moo-moo, or even a poncho(but not a Sears poncho!).
Oh yeah…this post would not be complete without this video:
Cameltoe by Fannypack:
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P.S.
WTF?
By now most everyone has heard the stories of Walt Disney’s sick side…(more so, the sick minds of it’s animators).
I’m speaking of all the subliminal erotica that has been placed into various Disney movies, such as:
-The dildo on the cover of The Little Mermaid or when the priest appeared with an erection.
-The tree leaves that spell “SEX” in The Lion King
-In the movie Aladdin when he wispers “Take off your clothes” to Jasmine before they take their “magic” carpet ride.
Has anyone ever thought that the story of Pinocchio was a little too risque?
No of course not…just me and my Halfass Backwards mind.
But, seriously this movie is chocked full of suggestive material!
…It only becomes obvious when you enter adulthood!
Perhaps your own mind can take this story in the wrong direction…of course, with a little help from me.
Let’s break this story down into a politically incorrect sort of way…
A lonely old Italian man named Geppetto (er…did they mean “Gep-pedo?”) carves a small boy out of wood whose nose happens to grow when he lies…
Ummm…I’m sure if “Gep-Pedo” had his way something else would be growing!
…Maybe he shouldn’t have started with the boy’s nose….tisk tisk tisk.
^WRONG!!^
Seriously, I was traumatized as child when the “donkey show” scene popped up.
Does that remind you of that crazy trip you and your buddies took to Tijuana?
Hmmm…that donkey show sounds a little too familiar doesn’t it?
Oh yeah, one last thing…Pinocchio is a Tuscan word for “Pine Nut” – Take that anyway you like…
Here are a few other Disney related posts you may enjoy:
-Destino by Walt Disney & Salvidor Dali [Video]
-Good Old Fashioned Disney Stereotypes! [Image]
-Was Bugs Bunny Used As A WW2 Propaganda Tool? [Video]
-Disney Was “In Bed” With Gulf Oil [Image]
-What My Mind Feels Like At the End of the Week [Video]
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It’s Friday…time to enjoy some Hasselhoff! …David Hasselhoff!
The dude’s got more talent in his pinky finger than you do in your entire body…plus he is BIG in Germany…seriously!
…Even though the following videos could be categorized as “cheesy” they are none the less very nostalgic and entertaining…to me at least. That’s why I like sharing =)
I’m not listing Hasselhoff’s entire body of work, these are just a few of my favorites. To read up on your Hassel-history check out the Wikipedia page HERE.
Jump In My Car:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FhR8ID7K_M (I wanted to embed the video, but YouTube is lame)
*NOTE* (YouTube is seriously irritating the hell out of me with their constant disabling of certain videos. STUPID!!! BLoG post coming!)
Hooked On A Feeling:
Crazy For You:
