Archive for April, 2009


It’s always interesting to watch old films from way-back-when, and this one can only be labeled as truly bizarre.

This is an excerpt from the 1930′s short film The Dogway Melody, directed by Zion Myers and Jules White.

Don’t watch this one while under the influence of psychedelics!

In this particular scene our beloved cast member Queenie is being taken advantage of…sadness…Doggy Rape!
I call foul!

The entire film can be seen HERE.

-Ego

Strange, bizarre and highly un-practical!

Introducing The Disco Ball Party Hat!

Disco Ball Party Hat

Show up at the club in one of these and you’ll be sure to find your girlfriend dancing with someone else!

These hats are made by UrbanTrendhk.com and you can find more information about them HERE.

Too bad they aren’t made by FlexFit!

…cue Party Boy Music

-Ego

R.I.P. Bea Arthur Dead At Age 86


painting by Chris Zimmerman

painting by Chris Zimmerman

All I have to say about this one is…
“Bea Arthur, Thank You for being my friend!”

Beatrice “Bea” Arthur –  May 13, 1922 – April 25, 2009

Arthur had recently been battling cancer and died at her home with family at her side, on Saturday(4-25-09), she was 86.
[read more HERE]
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Although Arthur was best recognized for her roles on the retro-sitcoms Maude and The Golden Girls, she also had a long spanning career in theater.

For those who like a walk down memory lane, keep reading…

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This is one of my favorite short films that I have seen in a while, and I mean cool in a Seinfeld kind of way.
…But, none the less it is pretty funny!

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The Mystery of Sir Jeffery Hudson

Sir Jeffery Hudson

A Hot Pocket would have been EPIC!

Ok, so I’ve been seeing this ‘story’ a lot lately on the Internetz…
But, there’s one thing other BLoGs have been getting wrong.

Sir Jeffery Hudson WAS NOT BAKED IN A PIE!
…In ‘reality’ he was hidden inside a venison pie and presented as a gift during a banquet…

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Today’s post is brought to you by the number 23!

At HalfassBackwards.com we celebrate 23 Day every month, and we encourage you to do the same!

For information on the mystery surrounding the number 23 Enigma, click HERE.

Here are a few interesting events that have taken place on April 23rd throughout history.

1616 – William Shakespeare(b. April 23rd 1564) died in Stratford-on-Avon, England.

1969 – Sirhan Sirhan was sentenced to death(later reduced to a life sentence) for the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy.

1998 – James Earl Ray, convicted of assassinating Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., died.

Report back here with any synchronicities!

…Over and out…

-Ego

All Hail, It's Earth Day!

They say genius’ pick green…so I’m beginning to think that the people behind this whole ‘Go-Green‘ (bowel)movement must be Ga-Ba-Zillionaires by now!!!

…anyways

It’s Earth Day once again and this is your friendly reminder to:

  • Leave your cell-phone charger plugged in over-night
  • Dump all cat litter into the toilet
  • Dispose of used chemicals directly into the nearest storm drain
  • Use twice as much hair spray as you normally would
  • Not to get your pets spayed or neutered
  • Put all trash in the recyclables and all recyclables in the trash
  • Wrap your friends car in tin-foil
  • Keep the lights on when you leave a room
  • Take an extra five minutes in the shower
  • Flush twice after dropping-a-deuce
  • Subscribe to every free magazine possible
  • Have the grocers double bag your groceries
  • Buy a Starbucks coffee
  • Rent or buy an Excursion…or H2

and most of all be sure to check back at HalfassBackwards.com for your daily dose of absurdity!

Now go plant a tree you patchulie-oil wearing hippie!

-Ego

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