They say genius’ pick green…so I’m beginning to think that the people behind this whole ‘Go-Green‘ (bowel)movement must be Ga-Ba-Zillionaires by now!!!
…anyways
It’s Earth Day once again and this is your friendly reminder to:
Leave your cell-phone charger plugged in over-night
Dump all cat litter into the toilet
Dispose of used chemicals directly into the nearest storm drain
Use twice as much hair spray as you normally would
Not to get your pets spayed or neutered
Put all trash in the recyclables and all recyclables in the trash
Wrap your friends car in tin-foil
Keep the lights on when you leave a room
Take an extra five minutes in the shower
Flush twice after dropping-a-deuce
Subscribe to every free magazine possible
Have the grocers double bag your groceries
Buy a Starbucks coffee
Rent or buy an Excursion…or H2
and most of all be sure to check back at HalfassBackwards.com for your daily dose of absurdity!
Now go plant a tree you patchulie-oil wearing hippie!