Great news everyone!, I just received my “Economic Stimulus Bailout Paper” from Nielsen!
Yes, you heard right, the TV rating company sent me $2 today!…at least someone cares about the little guy.
Although, they won’t be receiving their survey back from me anytime soon…Seems how I’m prohibited from participating in the survey, the policy clearly states that it’s for the blissfully-conforming-sheeple only. ..tisk…tisk…
Proof!
Now I gots me two crispy dollar bills!
Woohoo!, value menu here I come!
Er…I did notice that the bills were printed in 2006, does this mean that these bills are worth more than the 2007 or 2008 editions? Hmmm…
If the bills were included as a “Thank You” for completing their survey…then, why does it feel like a bribe?
-Ego
Wow, you represent …what… a MILLION of us? Better be careful what you write down